Citizens United For Democracy

During a live question and answers session at the House Republican retreat in Baltimore, President Barack Hussein Obama stated that:

But at its core, if you look at the basic proposal that we’ve put forward: [Healthcare reform] has an exchange so that businesses and the self-employed can buy into a pool and can get bargaining power the same way big companies do; the insurance reforms that I’ve already discussed, making sure that there’s choice and competition for those who don’t have health insurance. The component parts of this thing are pretty similar to what Howard Baker, Bob Dole, and Tom Daschle proposed at the beginning of this debate last year.

Now, you may not agree with Bob Dole and Howard Baker, and, certainly you don’t agree with Tom Daschle on much, but that’s not a radical bunch. But if you were to listen to the debate and, frankly, how some of you went after this bill, you’d think that this thing was some Bolshevik plot. No, I mean, that’s how you guys — (applause) — that’s how you guys presented it.

(The entire speech can be viewed here.)

Clearly, President Barack Hussein Obama has unintentionally exposed Bob Dole, Howard Baker, and Tom Daschle as Bolsheviks. Real Americans know for certain that the healthcare reform bill is, in fact, a Bolshevik-like plot that intends to produce the eventual nationalization of the entire healthcare system. Any real analysis of the issue quite clearly and simply leads to this irrefutable fact. Likewise, that the current healthcare bill resembles some policy put forward by Bob Dole, Howard Baker, and Tom Daschle is factually indisputable. This leads to the logically necessary conclusion that the aforementioned politicians are Bolsheviks or resemble Bolsheviks to a high degree. (According to Aristotelian logic, If A is B and B is C then A is C.)

Apparently, President Barack Hussein Obama has grown so arrogant and elitist that he believes Real Americans would not be able to make this logical connection. Yet, due to his hubris, we have outed three important secret Bolsheviks. This is a wonderful occurrence for the United States of America.