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Archive of entries posted on February 2010

Andy Martin, Who Exposed Barack Obama as a Radical Marxist, Claims Mark Kirk is a Homosexual

Posted by Heinie Kaboobler on 5 February 2010, 8:11 pm

Andy Martin, the man who helped expose Barack Hussein Obama as a radical Marxist, now claims that Mark Kirk, the Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate seat once held by Barack Hussein Obama, is a secret homosexual. According to an article in the Chicago Tribune,

In the radio ad, which aired Monday on WGN-AM and WBBM-AM, Martin attributes a “solid rumor that Kirk is a homosexual” to conservative Republican businessman Jack Roeser. Martin’s ad also claims that Raymond True, the chairman of the conservative Republican Assembly of Lake County organization, says Kirk has surrounded himself with homosexuals. The ad says Kirk should address the rumors.

As can be seen below, Andy Martin also appeared on The Sean Hannity Show for the segment entitled “Obama & Friends – A History Of Radicalism.”

Obviously, a Real American like Sean Hannity would not allow a quack on his show, especially not when he is exposing the secret Marxist agenda of President Barack Hussein Obama. A claim such as this requires extraordinary evidence and if Sean Hannity was merely fishing for people to support this slanderous theory, then it would be a great disservice not only to his audience, but also to his country. Luckily, Real Americans know that Sean Hannity is a honest man that profoundly loves his country, which is the greatest country on Earth, and thus we must assume that Andy Martin is indeed credible.

Given that Andy Martin is credible, honest and has a knack for exposing secrets, as his appearance on The Sean Hannity Show is evidence of, it seems quite clear that these rumors about Mark Kirk must be true.

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Marijuana Legalization to be on November Ballot in California

Posted by Heinie Kaboobler on 3 February 2010, 8:03 pm

Cannabis use is one of the leading causes of the liberal pathology

As reported by the Los Angeles Times,

Supporters of legalized marijuana announced today that they have gathered about 700,000 signatures for their initiative, virtually guaranteeing voters will see it on the November ballot.

The initiative, known as the Regulate, Control and Tax Cannabis Act, would make it legal for anyone 21 and older to possess an ounce of marijuana and grow plants in an area no larger than 25 square feet for personal use. It would also allow cities and counties to permit marijuana to be grown and sold, and to impose taxes on marijuana production and sales.

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It is not hard to predict what would happen if marijuana was legalized in California. Crime rates would sky-rocket as marijuana addicted elementary school children roamed the streets in throngs of chain wielding gangs, searching for victims to beat and rob. The Real Americans in California would no doubt flood out of the state to avoid this crime wave, leaving their prosperous businesses behind and thus leaving their dependent employees unemployed. It would not be long until the entire state of California descended into anarchy and violence.

It is a scientific fact that marijuana causes inhibited judgment, impaired memory and comprehension, emotional lability, urinary incontinence, psychosis and, worst of all, it is used by abnormal people. These aptly named “abnormal people” are, of course, not Real Americans. Instead of using normal drugs, like alcohol or Prozac, they choose to smoke marijuana or chew LSD. As it is written in the Enemies page, “In order to have an accurate view of drug abuse, we must categorize drugs into two discrete categories: the good and the bad. The former increase our banality and allow us to live lives of complacent normalcy. The latter distort and damage our true self, causing us to act abnormally. This abnormality prevents conformity to the American Way of Life and thus prevents Freedom.”

Although many Real Americans rightfully dislike California, it is nevertheless a part of our Great Union and we must protect it from these drug addicts.

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Bob Dole, Howard Baker and Tom Daschle are Bolsheviks

Posted by Heinie Kaboobler on 1 February 2010, 7:59 pm

During a live question and answers session at the House Republican retreat in Baltimore, President Barack Hussein Obama stated that:

But at its core, if you look at the basic proposal that we’ve put forward: [Healthcare reform] has an exchange so that businesses and the self-employed can buy into a pool and can get bargaining power the same way big companies do; the insurance reforms that I’ve already discussed, making sure that there’s choice and competition for those who don’t have health insurance. The component parts of this thing are pretty similar to what Howard Baker, Bob Dole, and Tom Daschle proposed at the beginning of this debate last year.

Now, you may not agree with Bob Dole and Howard Baker, and, certainly you don’t agree with Tom Daschle on much, but that’s not a radical bunch. But if you were to listen to the debate and, frankly, how some of you went after this bill, you’d think that this thing was some Bolshevik plot. No, I mean, that’s how you guys — (applause) — that’s how you guys presented it.

(The entire speech can be viewed here.)

Clearly, President Barack Hussein Obama has unintentionally exposed Bob Dole, Howard Baker, and Tom Daschle as Bolsheviks. Real Americans know for certain that the healthcare reform bill is, in fact, a Bolshevik-like plot that intends to produce the eventual nationalization of the entire healthcare system. Any real analysis of the issue quite clearly and simply leads to this irrefutable fact. Likewise, that the current healthcare bill resembles some policy put forward by Bob Dole, Howard Baker, and Tom Daschle is factually indisputable. This leads to the logically necessary conclusion that the aforementioned politicians are Bolsheviks or resemble Bolsheviks to a high degree. (According to Aristotelian logic, If A is B and B is C then A is C.)

Apparently, President Barack Hussein Obama has grown so arrogant and elitist that he believes Real Americans would not be able to make this logical connection. Yet, due to his hubris, we have outed three important secret Bolsheviks. This is a wonderful occurrence for the United States of America.

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