Citizens United For Democracy

Cannabis use is one of the leading causes of the liberal pathology

As reported by the Los Angeles Times,

Supporters of legalized marijuana announced today that they have gathered about 700,000 signatures for their initiative, virtually guaranteeing voters will see it on the November ballot.

The initiative, known as the Regulate, Control and Tax Cannabis Act, would make it legal for anyone 21 and older to possess an ounce of marijuana and grow plants in an area no larger than 25 square feet for personal use. It would also allow cities and counties to permit marijuana to be grown and sold, and to impose taxes on marijuana production and sales.

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It is not hard to predict what would happen if marijuana was legalized in California. Crime rates would sky-rocket as marijuana addicted elementary school children roamed the streets in throngs of chain wielding gangs, searching for victims to beat and rob. The Real Americans in California would no doubt flood out of the state to avoid this crime wave, leaving their prosperous businesses behind and thus leaving their dependent employees unemployed. It would not be long until the entire state of California descended into anarchy and violence.

It is a scientific fact that marijuana causes inhibited judgment, impaired memory and comprehension, emotional lability, urinary incontinence, psychosis and, worst of all, it is used by abnormal people. These aptly named “abnormal people” are, of course, not Real Americans. Instead of using normal drugs, like alcohol or Prozac, they choose to smoke marijuana or chew LSD. As it is written in the Enemies page, “In order to have an accurate view of drug abuse, we must categorize drugs into two discrete categories: the good and the bad. The former increase our banality and allow us to live lives of complacent normalcy. The latter distort and damage our true self, causing us to act abnormally. This abnormality prevents conformity to the American Way of Life and thus prevents Freedom.”

Although many Real Americans rightfully dislike California, it is nevertheless a part of our Great Union and we must protect it from these drug addicts.